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If it weren't for men...

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 189801
United States
11/23/2009 1:58 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

blood diamonds?

you really must be one very angry and dejected sad little man
 Quoting: Only Me


No, happily married thank you. Not angry either. Sure made some women angry when I did marry though.

Try thinking in a larger frame of reference, please.

Fact is, men fight wars over women, period.

To the victor goes the spoils, which are then promptly handed to the victor's women as gifts. It's always been that way and it will always be that way, as long as women continue to sell their affections, which the vast majority do.

BTW - my wife does not, which is why we are exceedingly happy together. She understands the deeper reasonings of life and living.
hawk8414 Subscriber
User ID: 750680
United States
11/23/2009 1:58 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If it weren't for us women, you would cease to exist! There's an idea!


Ah, but by the same token, women would cease to exist without men.

Now shut your mouth and do the dishes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793107


Go fuck yourself.
hawkflyer1966@yahoomessenger.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 793107
Luxembourg
11/23/2009 2:01 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If it weren't for us women, you would cease to exist! There's an idea!


Ah, but by the same token, women would cease to exist without men.

Now shut your mouth and do the dishes!


Go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: hawk8414


Aw, did I hit a nerve? Is the lady going to cry now? Does she need a strong, male shoulder to lean on?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 730536
United States
11/23/2009 2:04 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If it weren't for us women, you would cease to exist! There's an idea!


Ah, but by the same token, women would cease to exist without men.

Now shut your mouth and do the dishes!


Go fuck yourself.


Aw, did I hit a nerve? Is the lady going to cry now? Does she need a strong, male shoulder to lean on?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793107



Well, if she does she is prolly SOL as there are few of those kind of strong males around.

Many of them these days sit at keyboards whining about women.
Only Me Subscriber
felling any foe with my gaze
User ID: 239124
United States
11/23/2009 4:10 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

blood diamonds?

you really must be one very angry and dejected sad little man


No, happily married thank you. Not angry either. Sure made some women angry when I did marry though.

Try thinking in a larger frame of reference, please.

Fact is, men fight wars over women, period.

To the victor goes the spoils, which are then promptly handed to the victor's women as gifts. It's always been that way and it will always be that way, as long as women continue to sell their affections, which the vast majority do.

BTW - my wife does not, which is why we are exceedingly happy together. She understands the deeper reasonings of life and living.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 189801


so what is she wearing for a ring, a lifesaver?
I'm taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 695310 (OP)
Australia
11/23/2009 6:10 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If it weren't for us women, you would cease to exist! There's an idea!
 Quoting: hawk8414


True....but you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for a man either.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 695310 (OP)
Australia
11/23/2009 6:11 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

Woman haters are just bitter about being given the gift of life.


rofl
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


No, women are awesome. I just don't count of them for rational or analytical thinking...or inventing shit.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 695310 (OP)
Australia
11/23/2009 6:13 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

Women would still be trying to figure out how to boil water.

hiding



Prove it. Men invented fire? I somehow doubt it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


I can't prove it...but I suspect the first person to put a clam shell over a fire and stick some water in it was a man.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 739044
United States
11/23/2009 8:09 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

does anybody know a song from the 20s or 30s about how the world would be better without men? I tried googling it but couldn't find it. My grandma used to sing it haha but I don't remember any of the words.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 803442
Canada
11/23/2009 8:27 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If I weren't a man, I'd have my own bewbies to play with.

Hmmm....
 Quoting: Evil Twin


If men had their own boobies, they'd get even less done than they do now. They'd be to busy playing with them all day.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 725058
United States
11/23/2009 8:30 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If it weren't for us women, you would cease to exist! There's an idea!


Ah, but by the same token, women would cease to exist without men.

Now shut your mouth and do the dishes!


Go fuck yourself.


Aw, did I hit a nerve? Is the lady going to cry now? Does she need a strong, male shoulder to lean on?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793107


If she did, I reckon that excludes you. bushtard

byekitty
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 296013
Australia
11/23/2009 8:31 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

if it weren't for women, i'd had no where to bust a nut.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 769657
United States
11/23/2009 8:32 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

Women would figure out how to construct sperm.


Sometimes I would just love to punch women pack to the 1950s. God knows they deserve it. A good beating and the whole feminism matter is not up for discussion anymore.


Yeah, but they would all be in black and white though.


I don't like colours

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793107



Or brains.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 725058
United States
11/23/2009 8:41 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

if it weren't for women, i'd had no where to bust a nut.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 296013



Like you've got one to bust on off in other than tissue with 3.5 billion women floating around this mother fucker...

putin
Hillcrest Subscriber
Ocelot Girl
User ID: 392015
United States
11/23/2009 8:42 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If it weren't for us women, you would cease to exist! There's an idea!
 Quoting: hawk8414


aww don't make him think that hard, he'll get a headache
fear the Almighty.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825699
Australia
11/23/2009 8:48 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

My shares in that dildo company would have gone through the ROOF!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825699
Australia
11/23/2009 8:53 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

Women would figure out how to construct sperm.


Sometimes I would just love to punch women pack to the 1950s. God knows they deserve it. A good beating and the whole feminism matter is not up for discussion anymore.


Yeah, but they would all be in black and white though.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

Ahhhh how I long for the good old days, when men were chaps' women were dolls' and certain folk were'nt allowed in picture theaters...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825711
United States
11/23/2009 8:56 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

No war, are you serious! Women fight a hell of a lot more compared to men. On top of that, they hold grudges for a long, long time.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 824499
United States
11/23/2009 9:03 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

so what is she wearing for a ring, a lifesaver?
 Quoting: Only Me


This is 189801 on a different machine.

She doesn't wear one.

Have you always had this much difficulty with your reading comprehension?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 823887
United States
11/23/2009 9:09 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

If it weren't for us women, you would cease to exist! There's an idea!


Ah, but by the same token, women would cease to exist without men.

Now shut your mouth and do the dishes!


Go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: hawk8414


First make me a sammich then do dishes woman!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825706
United Kingdom
11/23/2009 9:09 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

blood diamonds?

you really must be one very angry and dejected sad little man

so what is she wearing for a ring, a lifesaver?
 Quoting: Only Me


At least his wife probably doesn't have to wear a blood stained ring to feel good about herself, whereas you will happily wear one and not give a fuck how many people suffered for that piece of shit. Vain Shallow Bitch!
Only Me Subscriber
felling any foe with my gaze
User ID: 725691
United States
11/23/2009 9:24 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

blood diamonds?

you really must be one very angry and dejected sad little man

so what is she wearing for a ring, a lifesaver?


At least his wife probably doesn't have to wear a blood stained ring to feel good about herself, whereas you will happily wear one and not give a fuck how many people suffered for that piece of shit. Vain Shallow Bitch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825706


yes. i want a wedding ring for my marriage. wtf is wrong with me
I'm taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 824499
United States
11/23/2009 9:34 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

yes. i want a wedding ring for my marriage. wtf is wrong with me
 Quoting: Only Me


Well, I'll quote you as to wtf is wrong with you:

'i want a wedding ring'

Because words only just wont do...
Only Me Subscriber
felling any foe with my gaze
User ID: 725691
United States
11/23/2009 9:37 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

yes. i want a wedding ring for my marriage. wtf is wrong with me



Well, I'll quote you as to wtf is wrong with you:

'i want a wedding ring'

Because words only just wont do...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 824499

it's so outrageous i want a ring isn't it? i mean, who does that shit anyway right? who would want a symbol of their love? what the hell are these billions of people thinking?

you're right. i'm fucked in the head
I'm taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 824499
United States
11/23/2009 9:39 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

it's so outrageous i want a ring isn't it? i mean, who does that shit anyway right? who would want a symbol of their love? what the hell are these billions of people thinking?

you're right. i'm fucked in the head
 Quoting: Only Me


God you are stupid.

The original thought is that men fight wars for these commodities because you women demand them.

Point proven.

Oh, and good luck with getting that ring.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825699
Australia
11/23/2009 9:43 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

yes. i want a wedding ring for my marriage. wtf is wrong with me



Well, I'll quote you as to wtf is wrong with you:

'i want a wedding ring'

Because words only just wont do...

it's so outrageous i want a ring isn't it? i mean, who does that shit anyway right? who would want a symbol of their love? what the hell are these billions of people thinking?

you're right. i'm fucked in the head
 Quoting: Only Me

Yea but nowadays everyone's fucked in the head. Me, you, everyone. Still, there's nothing wrong with wanting a nice wedding ring. Of course it's all relative to income, and we all know how much girls like to compare engagement rings with their friends. It's the womens version of a pissing competition, the porblem comes when she not only wants, but EXPECTS you to fork out $25000 wakeup
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825706
United Kingdom
11/23/2009 9:44 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

it's so outrageous i want a ring isn't it? i mean, who does that shit anyway right? who would want a symbol of their love? what the hell are these billions of people thinking?

you're right. i'm fucked in the head



God you are stupid.

The original thought is that men fight wars for these commodities because you women demand them.

Point proven.

Oh, and good luck with getting that ring.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 824499


LOL
Hillcrest Subscriber
Ocelot Girl
User ID: 392015
United States
11/23/2009 9:44 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

No, women are awesome. I just don't count of them for rational or analytical thinking...or inventing shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 695310


we have a couple of threads about PLENTY of inventions women have been responsible for ... go look for them, they are probably still there.
fear the Almighty.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825706
United Kingdom
11/23/2009 9:46 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

Yea but nowadays everyone's fucked in the head. Me, you, everyone. Still, there's nothing wrong with wanting a nice wedding ring. Of course it's all relative to income, and we all know how much girls like to compare engagement rings with their friends. It's the womens version of a pissing competition, the porblem comes when she not only wants, but EXPECTS you to fork out $25000 wakeup
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825699


Yea, its like a pissing competition with the added bonus of funding genocide
Hillcrest Subscriber
Ocelot Girl
User ID: 392015
United States
11/23/2009 10:19 PM
Re: If it weren't for men...Quote

the porblem comes when she not only wants, but EXPECTS you to fork out $25000 wakeup
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825699


its the guy's fault if he goes ahead and marries a girl like that. $25,000 for a ring? forget it! it's a waste... you forget that its also a status symbol for a man to show he can AFFORD a ring like that... it works both ways, and you know it's true.
fear the Almighty.
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