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Beginning sentence of Palin's book

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Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 7:57 PM
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The apartment was small, with slanting floors and irregular heat and a buzzer downstairs that didn’t work, so that visitors had to call ahead from a pay phone at the corner gas station, where a black Doberman the size of a wolf paced through the night in vigilant patrol, its jaws clamped around an empty beer bottle.

lmaolmaolmaolmaolmao


















“I probably should have mentioned that the sentence quoted above was not written by Sarah Palin. It’s taken from the first paragraph of ‘Dreams From My Father,’ written by Barack Obama.” damned lmao
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 7:58 PM
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OMG
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 7:59 PM
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Too many commas.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 823179 (OP)
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11/20/2009 8:00 PM
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[link to pajamasmedia.com]

Here's where I found it.

Too many commas is an understatement. The guy is a fucking delusional moron.
noblesse oblige
User ID: 787402
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11/20/2009 8:00 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

LOL

Good one.
“If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.”
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 8:03 PM
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Some of the comments from Slate.com, a Washington Post sister after the title and accompanying clip.

Other readers pounced like wolf-sized Dobermans on an intruder. One guffawed, “That sentence by Sarah Palin could be entered into the annual Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest. It could have a chance at winning a (sic) honorable mention, at any rate.”
scrat Subscriber
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11/20/2009 8:10 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

Isn't that called a run-on sentence.
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 8:32 PM
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hahaha if that is the intro.......omg!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 823179 (OP)
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11/20/2009 8:35 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

If only... :)

Read the whole post.
AlreadyBugged
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11/20/2009 8:36 PM
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Last Edited by ABO on 11/20/2009 at 8:38 PM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809828
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11/20/2009 8:37 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

That is so gay I can't even comment
AlreadyBugged
User ID: 820967
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11/20/2009 8:38 PM
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A Doberman pacing around while jaws clamped down on a beer bottle? Strange if not impossible imagery...

Also, since when did they serve beer in bottles?
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 8:38 PM
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The apartment was small, with slanting floors and irregular heat and a buzzer downstairs that didn’t work, so that visitors had to call ahead from a pay phone at the corner gas station, where a black Doberman the size of a wolf paced through the night in vigilant patrol, its jaws clamped around an empty beer bottle.

lmaolmaolmaolmao:lmaEye catching you wcould not help but keep reading the book I can tell!

“I probably should have mentioned that the sentence quoted above was not written by Sarah Palin. It’s taken from the first paragraph of ‘Dreams From My Father,’ written by Barack Obama.” damned lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823179





Eye catching you could not help but keep reading the book I can tell!


So I say 5 stars to the writer. Not Palin the writer, divine inspiration always.
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 8:38 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

A Doberman pacing around while chomping on a beer bottle? Strange if not impossible imagery...
 Quoting: AlreadyBugged


Yes, why would a dog be even remotely interested in a beer bottle? Never in my life have I seen a dog try to chew on a beer bottle. That is just weird shit if you ask me.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 823179 (OP)
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11/20/2009 8:41 PM
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Alas, these words came out of the mouth of Our Dear Leader.
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2009 8:45 PM
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Alas, these words came out of the mouth of Our Dear Leader.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823179



You mean Bill Ayers.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 823200
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11/20/2009 8:50 PM
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Alas, these words came out of the mouth of Our Dear Leader.



You mean Bill Ayers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823266


Obamatards just don't have a fucking leg to stand on, now.

They should give it up, fuck off, and die.
SnakeAirlines
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11/20/2009 8:55 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

Ya got me!

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Obey me, for I am root...
Aquarius 7 Subscriber
User ID: 821574
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11/20/2009 10:58 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

The apartment was small, with slanting floors and irregular heat and a buzzer downstairs that didn’t work, so that visitors had to call ahead from a pay phone at the corner gas station, where a black Doberman the size of a wolf paced through the night in vigilant patrol, its jaws clamped around an empty beer bottle. ///...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823179

. .

Did someone say Stephen King was the ghost-writer on that book?


:aqquest02:

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“Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on Thee: because he trusts in Thee.” ~ Isaiah 26:3
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806982
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11/20/2009 11:04 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

and what's the second sentence?
Is she prefencing her first chapter with an Obama quote from his book?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 761981
United States
11/20/2009 11:07 PM
Re: Beginning sentence of Palin's bookQuote

It was black doberman? Isn't that a little racial?
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