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I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop!
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
 United States
11/4/2009 9:43 AM
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Fuck that whole 'stork' thing. I want him to have a different story than all the other Preschoolers.
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT 
User ID: 381742
United States
11/4/2009 9:45 AM
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Fuck that whole 'stork' thing. I want him to have a different story than all the other Preschoolers. Quoting: Richard Strong
That's awesome!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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ZenTrip
User ID: 810084
United States
11/4/2009 9:46 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
Wake me up if I go off the road!!! |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 9:49 AM
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Fuck that whole 'stork' thing. I want him to have a different story than all the other Preschoolers.
That's awesome! Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
He looked at me when we rode by it the other day and said "Daddy, did you get some worms too when you bought me"?
My reply, "No, he threw those in for free when i took you off his hands." 
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 736738
United States
11/4/2009 9:52 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “DisneyLand burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late. |
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Nailer45
User ID: 810058
United States
11/4/2009 9:53 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
when its time for the birds N bees talk just give him a porn DVD to watch ,Bukkake babes, Aunt ellen and the pool boy. LOL |
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mystylplx
User ID: 807177
United States
11/4/2009 9:54 AM
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “DisneyLand burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 736738
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 9:57 AM
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “DisneyLand burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 736738
 Hahaha That is Kick ass!
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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bed
User ID: 789349
United States
11/4/2009 9:59 AM
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Just wait till you meet his wife. She'll be a manipulative liar too, dick.  |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 10:00 AM
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when its time for the birds N bees talk just give him a porn DVD to watch ,Bukkake babes, Aunt ellen and the pool boy. LOL Quoting: Nailer45
Naw, I'm too cheap to buy him any DVD's. I'll give him some tissues and a handwritten list of daddy's favorite internet sites. 
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 10:01 AM
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Just wait till you meet his wife. She'll be a manipulative liar too, dick.
I'd expect nothing less from a woman right?? lol
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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bed
User ID: 789349
United States
11/4/2009 10:03 AM
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Just wait till you meet his wife. She'll be a manipulative liar too, dick.
I'd expect nothing less from a woman right?? lol
wrong.
You should treat your son as a unique individual you cherish and created through love! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 810143
 Canada
11/4/2009 10:06 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
no biggie,
everydad needs an extreme netman.
it's not what you tell him , it's how you treat him.... |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 10:11 AM
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Just wait till you meet his wife. She'll be a manipulative liar too, dick.
I'd expect nothing less from a woman right?? lol
wrong.
You should treat your son as a unique individual you cherish and created through love!
Oh, he's unique alright. He has to watch House of Pain and Beastie Boy videos before he goes to bed. 
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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Drakensang
User ID: 810156
United States
11/4/2009 10:12 AM
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He looked at me when we rode by it the other day and said "Daddy, did you get some worms too when you bought me"?
My reply, "No, he threw those in for free when i took you off his hands."
Oh, I thought you would have told him something like this:
"Son, you were the cutest wiggler in the whole bunch, and
I knew right away I could never put a hook in you, so I
decided to raise you myself in my own bait incubator." |
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Wraith1970
User ID: 787311
United States
11/4/2009 10:13 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
Did't you mean Earl's Master Bait shop?
HEHEHEHE
How's it goin you fuck-ya? |
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Atheist
User ID: 805039
 United Kingdom
11/4/2009 10:13 AM
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Fuck that whole 'stork' thing. I want him to have a different story than all the other Preschoolers. Quoting: Richard Strong
HAHA.
+1
I haven't seen Avatar, but Titanic had blue people too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 909168 |
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anonymous
User ID: 810079
United States
11/4/2009 10:14 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
when its time for the birds N bees talk just give him a porn DVD to watch ,Bukkake babes, Aunt ellen and the pool boy. LOL Quoting: Nailer45
buy him full coverage med insurance policy with nealy zero co pay for all med treatments and prescripts. get a real good monthly income protection policy too. ..lol.... |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 10:14 AM
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He looked at me when we rode by it the other day and said "Daddy, did you get some worms too when you bought me"?
My reply, "No, he threw those in for free when i took you off his hands."
Oh, I thought you would have told him something like this:
"Son, you were the cutest wiggler in the whole bunch, and
I knew right away I could never put a hook in you, so I
decided to raise you myself in my own bait incubator."
Hahaha...i'm not THAT quick on my toes!
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
United States
11/4/2009 10:16 AM
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You could always tell the truth and let him know the best part of him run down Mommy's leg.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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Wraith1970
User ID: 787311
United States
11/4/2009 10:17 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
You could always tell the truth and let him know the best part of him run down Mommy's leg. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
No you mean his other Daddy's leg.... |
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anonymous
User ID: 810079
United States
11/4/2009 10:17 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
when its time for the birds N bees talk just give him a porn DVD to watch ,Bukkake babes, Aunt ellen and the pool boy. LOL
buy him full coverage med insurance policy with nealy zero co pay for all med treatments and prescripts. get a real good monthly income protection policy too. ..lol.... Quoting: anonymous 810079
ps when he grows up. and is sexually active. |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
United States
11/4/2009 10:18 AM
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My nine year old was watching the neighbors dogs go at, so I told him that's what I did to your Mom to make you. He looked at me kinda weird and I let him think about it for a while.
Last Edited by BRIEF AND TO THE POINT on 11/4/2009 at 10:20 AM
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
United States
11/4/2009 10:19 AM
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You could always tell the truth and let him know the best part of him run down Mommy's leg.
No you mean his other Daddy's leg.... Quoting: Wraith1970
LOL Oh my! No I don't!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 10:19 AM
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You could always tell the truth and let him know the best part of him run down Mommy's leg. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
I'm saving that one up for when i'm mad at em! I already got him the "All Daddy wanted was a Blow Job tshirt".
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808776
United States
11/4/2009 10:20 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
i told my 5yr old son that he used to live in my nutsack. |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
United States
11/4/2009 10:21 AM
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Did't you mean Earl's Master Bait shop?
HEHEHEHE
How's it goin you fuck-ya? Quoting: Wraith1970
Wraith!!! WTF dude??? Where you been hiding compadre! Nice to see ya bro!
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
United States
11/4/2009 10:22 AM
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i told my 5yr old son that he used to live in my nutsack. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808776
...and that Mommy has swallowed trillions of your brothers and sisters.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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Wraith1970
User ID: 787311
United States
11/4/2009 10:23 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
My nine year old was watching the neighbors go at, so I told him that's what I did to your Mom to make you. He looked at me kinda weird and I let him think about it for a while. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
Was kissing my wife a few months back and my 11yo told us to take it to a room. I one upped him and told him.."You know that bed you sleep in every night.....that was the bed that your Mom and I made you in". |
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Native-Alien
User ID: 810138
United States
11/4/2009 10:24 AM | | Re: I told my 4 year old i bought him at Earl's Bait Shop! | Quote |
When he's older, be sure to bring him back to Earl's Master Bait shop.
I'm sure they can show him how to be a masterbater. |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
United States
11/4/2009 10:26 AM
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My nine year old was watching the neighbors go at, so I told him that's what I did to your Mom to make you. He looked at me kinda weird and I let him think about it for a while.
Was kissing my wife a few months back and my 11yo told us to take it to a room. I one upped him and told him.."You know that bed you sleep in every night.....that was the bed that your Mom and I made you in". Quoting: Wraith1970
Bet he sleeps on the floor now. That should read: the neighbor's dogs...LOL He's not a peeping tom.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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