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TOO FUNNY! Enjoy ...

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Aquarius 7 Subscriber
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10/20/2009 4:36 PM

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I received this in my e-mail this morning. Too good not to share!



John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year, the bells are not always audible.
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“Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on Thee: because he trusts in Thee.” ~ Isaiah 26:3
CRYSTAL in MATRIX
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10/20/2009 4:39 PM
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lmao
Anonymous Coward
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10/20/2009 4:41 PM
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OLD JOKE BUT A CLASSIC!!!

bump hf
Freeman of the land
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10/20/2009 4:42 PM
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rofl
meroj
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10/20/2009 4:44 PM
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Quite apropos !


lol
Aquarius 7 Subscriber
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10/20/2009 4:48 PM
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OLD JOKE BUT A CLASSIC!!!

:bump hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 788644

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yep ... chuckle

(I hadn't heard it before.)

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“Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on Thee: because he trusts in Thee.” ~ Isaiah 26:3
Anonymous Coward
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10/20/2009 4:49 PM
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THANKS

Aquarius 7
User ID: 736450


Good one!

sending to friends who understand
all too well.



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10/20/2009 4:53 PM
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THANKS

Aquarius 7 User ID: 736450


Good one!

sending to friends who understand all too well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776992

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I grew up on a farm ...

I think this is probably funnier to farm folks than to city folks.

But what do I know, lol.

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“Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on Thee: because he trusts in Thee.” ~ Isaiah 26:3
Enaid Subscriber
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10/20/2009 4:55 PM
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Good one. I've not heard that one before either.
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10/20/2009 7:20 PM
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:aq bump01: ... for the evening crowd ...
“Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on Thee: because he trusts in Thee.” ~ Isaiah 26:3
Foxx.
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10/20/2009 7:23 PM
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Very good Aquarius. tounge
You are the driver, you Own the Road!!Stand up and Shout

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied, Learn to Swim!!
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10/20/2009 9:48 PM
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Very good Aquarius. tounge
 Quoting: Foxx.

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I thought so. chuckle

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“Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on Thee: because he trusts in Thee.” ~ Isaiah 26:3
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